a few strange things about the UK..?!

1. why are there so many lone, half eaten chicken bones lying around this city?!
2. cookies are called digestives. i like that... and it gives Cookie Monster a whole new healthy-healthy appeal. screw you doctor Atkins!
3. everyone loves the Yankees here... and why?! i bet you £50 (yup, i said pounds) they have no idea what getting to third base really means. (see No.4)
4. sex is very, very okay here... it's like riding a bike. it's just something you do. most drug stores have multiple isles of condoms... no joke. have the vibrating ones reached the states yet?! (giggle.)
5. what's up with not using the letter Z? i can't seem to figure out why people do not like it here... i mean, what'd it do to England? Zap.


;) more to come... don't worry, woot! keep holding on to your bums!